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I don't see anything incorrect about this.

Remember, the Vagina is not a clowncar.

And don't even think about NOT dressin' all the youngins' in jean dresses

Hell, if you can’t stand the Heat or smell get out of the city. Or call in the Bureau.

And I know we said no major news sources for posts but his is Canada.com. I think I’m safe.

How about they get their thumb out of their ass and man up like a real news agency like, oh, say... "The People's Korea!"

Reminiscent of a week-old noodle up your nose with a hint of puke and undertones of ass.

First whiff of 90+ degree baked garbage this AM. Can't wait for more.

Also, word of the day: malodorous.

Long live the parahippocampal gyrus!!!!

Good thing this site has a right frontal lobe the size of an elephant dick.

Beware the Hong Kong. According to MacAfee 19.2% of all .hk domains contain malware.

And they dare to tell you won't get kidnapped and de-fingered at .co?

After a very brief hiatus (and brain surgery, a year trip to china and a margarita-fueled binge) the sarchasm is being resuscitated. Mostly due to the brain surgery though.

Too bad the assclams couldn't bother spell-checking "sarchasm"...

Breaking News!!!! Japan sabotages USA!

Brilliantry by Hitchens: If you gave Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox.           Watch it in all its glory -
stay for the last 5 seconds.

Some moron wants to ban Fahrenheit 451. In addition to a number of obvious things, someone should teach this guy about irony. As a sidenote, someone might also want to teach the people that code Houston Community Newspapers a little something about paragraph breaks and column width. This one is a tough read (visually).

The top 100 pages on Wikipedia for September. Sex Violence and Rock & Roll! (Also video games.)

Reason #437 to not rent a stupid Explorer limo: You look like a jackass.

New York to ban Trans Fats! A liberal city like NY? You'd think we'd be a bit friendlier towards all things trans...

How do you get rid of all them dang aliens and homo's in North Carolina? By having a "who can make the most ridiculous smear ad" competition! I wonder who will advocate for the zombies though? Clearly not the pirates!

Bear goes postal on thousands of fish. A teddy bear.

Alright, alright... this damn thing just wouldn't quit. And hell - there are some links that are just *destined* for the sarchasm.

Mark this as the triumphant return. Break out the trumpets.

Where's that bloody Minnn-eee-sotan and the funny lookin' chump on the milk carton?

Clinton gives Chris Wallace the verbal kick in the groin he so richly deserves - and on Fox News to boot!

Allister's adventures in China continue...

But seriously, now that he's left us for bigger and better blogs, check out afarther for some daily interesting tidbits about a yank teaching English in rural China. Not to be missed.

Come Out & Play this weekend in NYC! And no, this has nothing to do with pop-punk band The Offspring.

If your friend Andrew Jackson jumped off a bridge would you do it too?!?

I guess they have to do something to make those Sawks games worth watching...

At least they could have nixed the dirty planet, Uranus.

christ almight - must i?

does halfway 'round the world mean nothing? is there no slack to be picked up?

Get that subscription to Penthouse ready Mr. Hawking. My one quibble with black holes was always that weren't magnetic. Problem solved!

The dang cybernet is all clogged up again! Someone go call the plumber so we can clean out all the tubes.

You lacklustre sacks should be ashamed. A-S-H-A-M-E-D.

New "World Cup Finals 2006" video game.

Big Deuce reppin' it for all his soccer homies on the southside. Um, Clint, this isn't exactly the way to lend yourself credibility. See Shaq, John Cena, and the Chicago Bears.

Anyone know where I can get cheap airfare to Poland?

Maury & his pickles. Phobias rock.